it seems

that there really are timelines for relationships.

i can't remember the exact quote, but there's a scene in "How I Met Your Mother" where someone (I think Barney) is telling someone else (let's go with Ted) how there are certain points in a relationship where people break up:

1st date
2 months
7 months
2 years
20 years
and till death do you part.

well... my past two relationships have ended at the second and third option so the theory feels pretty solid from my end...




lets just hope that there's not too many option ones before option six.





























god i hate break ups.